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May 2004

 

Second Grade Answers
by Unknown

A teacher asked her second grade class to fill in the blanks. This is what they wrote:

Better to be safe than... Punch a 5th grader.

Strike while the... Bug is close.

It's always darkest before... Daylight Savings Time.

Never underestimate the power of... Termites.

You can lead a horse to water but... How?

Don't bite the hand that... Looks dirty.

No news is... Impossible.

A miss is as good as a... Mr.

If you lie down with dogs, you'll... Stink in the morning.

The pen is mightier than the... Pigs.

An idle mind is... The best way to relax.

Where there's smoke there's... Pollution.

Happy the bride who... Gets all the presents.

A penny saved is... Not much.

Two's company, three's... The Musketeers.

Children should be seen and not... Spanked or grounded.

If at first you don't succeed... Get new batteries.

You get out of something what you... See pictured on the box When the blind leadeth the blind... Get out of the way.

Laugh & the whole world laughs with you, cry and... You have to blow your nose.


John Oakley (JJ)
WebBits Editor

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